April 5, 2013   56 notes

Keep this in mind, kids. If you celebrate Halloween, Satan might show up to your house with a¬†jack o’lantern¬†and a chainsaw.

Also, human sacrifice is actually increasing. (And isn’t the ankh an Egyptian symbol?)

  1. couchnap reblogged this from deadpansal
  2. deadpansal reblogged this from darklordreasonable and added:
    THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM WE ALL NEED TO BE REALLY AFRAID OF BECAUSE THE DEVIL IS UNSTOPPABLE AND - wait, he leaves us...
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  4. wulcan reblogged this from skipolas and added:
    OKAY NO ONE MENTIONED THAT THIS IS A REAL CHICK FILA COMIC AND THEY HAND THESE OUT WITH THEIR KIDS’ MEALS AND HOLY SHIT
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  6. blairwald0rk reblogged this from christianinsanity and added:
    This gave me so many nightmares as a kid.
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  11. misterinkbottle reblogged this from christianinsanity and added:
    the Jack Chick goes by the king James version of the bible the raunchy stuff from the middle ages
  12. indiebooksnvintagevidyas reblogged this from christianinsanity and added:
    Can I please get a job writing chick tracts?
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    I’m going to start celebrating Halloween as the Birthday of Satan.
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